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'[OT] USA vs. UK, etc. [joke]'
1998\02\10@131605 by John Payson

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> Keith Howell <spam_OUTPICLISTTakeThisOuTspamMITVMA.MIT.EDU> wrote:
> > I was surprised to hear from Myke that the USA had done everything
> > the UK had, only faster, better, cheaper etc. .... I can't imagine
> > good arguments for engineering talent being blessed upon one nation
> > more than another.
>
> Nevertheless, it DOES seem to be true... For proof, you merely need
> to own both a British car and a real car.

[hope I don't offend anyone, but here's an old joke...]

Q: What's the difference between Heaven and Hell?

A: In Heaven, the Germans are the engineers, the English are the police,
  and the French are the cooks.

  In Hell, the Germans are the police, the French are the engineers, and
  the English are the cooks.

1998\02\10@140400 by aydin

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       It sounds similar what I read about a Canada joke.

> [hope I don't offend anyone, but here's an old joke...]
       Neither do I.
> Q: What's the difference between Heaven and Hell?
>
> A: In Heaven, the Germans are the engineers, the English are the police,
>    and the French are the cooks.
>
>    In Hell, the Germans are the police, the French are the engineers, and
>    the English are the cooks.

       Q: What is biggest misfortune of Canada?

       A: They are the only country that had a chance to have French
       cousine, British history, and the US technology but ended up with US
       history, British cousine, and French technology.

       AY

1998\02\12@083440 by Andy Kunz

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>Q: What's the difference between Heaven and Hell?
>
>A: In Heaven, the Germans are the engineers, the English are the police,
>   and the French are the cooks.
>
>   In Hell, the Germans are the police, the French are the engineers, and
>   the English are the cooks.

Uh oh - I like German engineering, German cooking, and _NO_ police!

Andy


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